Hey Dear Friends,
On Saturday, July 26th, Mel and I had another fantastic squawkfest. We covered many topics and had an all-out blast. If only we could get paid to do the show on a daily basis, how much happier our lives would be!
Sadly, we weren't able to be joined on the horn by RayaLight, because she was traveling, but she was with us in spirit. She performed Saturday night at the infamous Midnight Mass, hosted by the one, the only: Peaches Christ! The performance was followed by a screening of RuPaul's cult classic: Starrbooty, which also stars the most beautiful transsexual in the world, Candis Cayne (click here to watch Candis' best performance: GOD WARRIOR!)
We yacked about our love of pranking (a topic that is always fun to chat about). We made the observation that pranking white people and black people are two totally different experiences. White people hang up after 10 seconds and threaten to call the police. Black people, however, stay on the phone and make sure that everyone in the house has a turn to yell at you and ask you why you insist on "playing on their phone"! To sum it up, we'd much rather prank black people. White people = boring!
Mel spent some time at a yoga retreat in the Catskills Mountains, which is the same place where the movie Dirty Dancing was filmed! While she was out and about, zenning it up, I was spending time in Palm Springs at the Desert Paradise Resort. Gay menz - if you are going to Palm Springs and don't want to ruin your trip surrounded by women, please book a room at the Desert Paradise Resort. It is all-male, it is clothing-optional, but it is classy and tasteful. If you're looking for an all-out fuck-fest, go to the All World's Resort. It's just around the corner from Desert Paradise, so you can have your cake and fuck it, too.
Mel and I decided that since I'm the meanest cocksucker on the West Coast, I should hold my own Blow Job Competition, like those ladies in Greece did. To make it better, we think I should actually conduct my own workshops. We'll see if I can turn this dream into a reality. God didn't give me this mouth just to TALK, that's for sure!
Sad news, everyone: Estelle Getty from Golden Girls is dead. She was not my favorite Golden Girl - my favorites go in this order: Dorothy - Rose & Blanche (tied) - and then Sophia. Mel and I have a bet going for which Golden Girl is next to go. Mel says Betty White, I say Bea Arthur. Stay tuned! Did you know that NONE of the Golden Girls went to Estelle's funeral?! Rue had surgery – she has an excuse – but Bea and Betty live in LA and snubbed poor Estelle. What crust!
Good news: Shannon Doherty is back on TV! She's joining the cast of the NEW 90210, though her part kinda sucks (she's directing the high school's "musical" = LAME!) But she's back and that's all we care about.
Our next show is ALL ABOUT MADONNA!!!! Mel and I both read Christopher Ciccone's shit-talking fest of a book and want to discuss it, the women who is Madonna and everyone that's touched her rising star. It's our first "themed" show but trust us, it will not be our last!!!
Are your speakers turned on? If not, crank them up - our most recent show is playing right now!
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Love,
Dev
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